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Re: Last Trick You Learned posted on 2007-07-02 03:21:36

turbine halfpacker! i like.

Re: Justification for pricing? Have they really gone too far?! posted on 2007-03-31 13:34:49

dudes. i know i'm a little late posting here, but i think that

function frame is SICK AS FACK. strong as an ox. perfect

the way they designed the rear end, strong strong strong.

i wish all frames were like that. i hate weak-arse rear ends on

modern day frames, they crack and twist and bend and break.

not the function one though,

Re: new suelo flat cranks!! posted on 2007-02-10 02:11:59

i like small dicks too, but they tend to rupture uncontrollably.

i can't believe they did that. it's gonna be interesting to see how

they hold up in the long run. suelo's got the right idea as far as

getting contours on the cranks to reduce stress, but i wouldn't

be able to trust myself on that kindof assmer. clearly i am obese,

but give the fat man a chance, he's just a cat; my grandmother used to say.

and as far as the chain is concerned i like small dicks as well, less chance of

them gettin hung-up, so to speak.

MY NEW VIDEO posted on 2007-01-22 00:09:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHxY7Y7XLbc

taken tonight

to get the video to work:

- right click on the link, select PROPERTIES.
- highlight the address
- right click on it
- select COPY
- PASTE it in a new browser BUT remove the </font></p><p>taken
component before pressing enter to navigate there

good start, good end, but alot of biffs in the middle.

good music thought, i hope you like./

first 3 links i am very proud of. finally pay off.

see you all in toronto, march, metro jam niggas.

but i got's to get my black ass off this fo now, latar beatcheslov's constintinov.

MY NEW VIDEO posted on 2007-01-22 00:08:48

taken tonight

good start, good end, but alot of biffs in the middle.

good music thought, i hope you like./

first 3 links i am very proud of. finally pay off.

see you all in toronto, march, metro jam niggas.

but i got's to get my black ass off this fo now, latar beatcheslov's constintinov.

just a word of caution posted on 2007-01-07 20:37:58

i just realized that riding in -30 degrees celcius (-22 degrees farenheit) weather

will dramatically increase the brittleness of parts on the bike. my brake arm snapped

in half yesterday, and is what led me to refer back to this concept. bec areful when riding

outdoors in extreme temperatures, i mean, if you worry about breaking parts.

Re: Metro Jam 2007 Toronto posted on 2006-12-30 16:58:08

me and at least 3 others from edmonton are going for sure.

were all waiting for more info on the event, so heres the roster so far:

Cory festor

Percy Marshall

Shaun Nystrom

Tomas Okamura

hopefully Troy Topma too.

i went to metrobmxjam.com, but the info there is from last year.

can't register yet or anything, just waiting i guess, only 3 months left!!!!!!!oneoneone111!!!!!

Re: FLATLAND WITHOUT FLAT LAND. YOUR COMMENTS posted on 2006-11-01 23:11:31

if flatland tricks can be done on street, than how can
street tricks be done on flatland. like backflip???
but deathtruck dropin on a quarter pipe is still the
sickest trick i've ever seen by far./

Re: the 3rd man posted on 2006-11-01 23:06:59

Flatland man.
Mangina
Virginia isn't all it's cracked up to be.
clamidia, herpes, gonoria, syphilus, crabs, HIV-aids, .
crash mandicoot
there once was a man from mantucket, who's dick was so big he
could suck it.,
Manipulational deliliquies.
Savvvy maniller.
Maninitus.
Mantadore, mantis, mailman, *****ice cream man****

CHECK IT OUT posted on 2006-10-26 18:10:44

[url]http://www.sherwoodparknews.com[/url]
will explain later, must go ride ASAP, BYEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gotta love these global warming winters up here in canada, eh!
no snow yet! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
gtg ride bye

Re: Underground Flatland footage posted on 2006-09-18 22:47:29

[quote author=Southrider link=topic=20344.msg221640#msg221640 date=1158552050]
I love it! Those pics are crazy!
[/quote]

thanks all, but i believe the prize for correct response was from Southrider.
ps: wait till you see strom and i's new links, ima getem on tape soon, this
weekend hopefully, switch footed new school chit, abra cadabra, simon
kouppa interbike chizzel nizzle ma beeeeeotchaslov constantinov muder valter.
and if you wondering what i was thinking while i was puttin the pics in the
middle of the movie, it was mostly for fun/laughs, and the occasional shock value.
but the exact words going through my head were as follows (in cronological order):

yanday moyou ah ee ti comoday moyouka isoyoutah a can chote to mara

autobody hanasheedeekodo, rup a doy shtick.

scuria scuria dree dree dung, doy killa doy killa doy doy killa killa,

ya da da, yagadagada, ya da dagadaga doo, oo.

ya dee bugedy; rung fring fru, nick nick nick, yahoo!

charlie bung kelly, kelly bung charlie, charlie and kelley bung the easter bunny.
who said what and what said who,
who and what said chicken doodle-oo!

lick my dink, dink my stink, give me something good to rape,
not too big, not too small, just the size of DINK DINK DINK.

Underground Flatland footage posted on 2006-09-17 13:11:38

Tomas Okamura and I.
both links lead to the same video, but different hosts.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_hQ2wcG7oA[/url]
[url]http://www.eengoedidee.nl/parsefiles/?type=flatland&filename=undergroundflatlandjam_2006_fall.wmv[/url]
eengoedidee.nl requires free signup without spam to get a password for download to
work, but youtube reduces file quality.
this is me and tom, 3-4 stories under the earth, flatlanding stuff.

Attraction is a privelege not a right posted on 2006-09-14 20:30:39

Attraction is not a right.
Nobody has the right to be attracted to anybody.

Re: Falling (pic) posted on 2006-09-11 20:43:19

oh i was doing multiple turbine switch handed steams (turbined elks (turbined elk glides))
yaman that's deffinitely takin it easy cuz i rolled like a mothafugga after i hit rock bottom,
instead of landing hard. i be rollin dirty from now till birdy.

Falling (pic) posted on 2006-09-10 19:48:07

i don't know why people never believe my pictures of me falling, but here's one from
yesterday.
i know a bunch of you are gonna think it's fake but i'll try to get a better quality pic from tomas,
he sent me it.

[img]http://www.members.shaw.ca/flatlandpercy/fall.jpg[/img]

Re: Western Canadian Flatland Jam 6 (VANCOUVER AUG 19-20) posted on 2006-08-23 21:27:13

oh my god man, all 4 of us had the best times of our lives.
now we realize that edmonton is just a big redneck sausage fest.
riding was incredible, specially crazy japanese AG.
thanks billy for everything and more.
thanks to everyone responsible for making the jam possible and
to whoever organized it, i learned sooo much new tricks,
and landed them all once so far, gotta dial them though still.
sooo much fun, so many crazy crackheads, and cliffjumping from
150 feet up still gives me the chills when i remember how many seconds
of freefall i had. thank you all, very nice group of people, i love
flatlanders. i learned so much i even talk different now.
i'm gonna grab a bumper sticker that says "Edmonton Drivers Suck".
people there are so intelligent and openminded. more appreciative and
accepting. everyones a big happy familly, they don't kill others like
the people here in e-town do. i love how you can ride anywhere and
not get kicked out. jam was crazy mad fun, got to fool around on bike
at end and learn tricks at beginning, and land some somewhere in between.
free stuff was excellent, thanks people. FUN FUN FUN i like.

Re: Western Canadian Flatland Jam 6 (VANCOUVER AUG 19-20) posted on 2006-08-17 12:51:32

the roster is as follows:
*Percy Marshall* from edmonton, alberta, canada, north america, earth, milky way galaxy
*Tomas Okamura*(son of akira okamura, 15 years old), from edmonton, alta, canada, N.A., Earth, milky way
*Troy Topma*, from inner city edmonton (slums), alberta, canada, N.A., Earth, milky way
*Ray Steel*, Global communications officer who represents the embasader of Japan flatland, coming with us to
spice up the trip.

that's 4 in total, good times, mylord, good times.

Re: what about bob??? posted on 2006-08-14 02:43:07

[quote author=DuFF_MAN4824 link=topic=19387.msg211371#msg211371 date=1155539103]
haha love you too

[/quote]

thats what makes this forum better than all the others out there, respect brotha
peace out

Re: I am back. posted on 2006-08-13 23:56:30

[quote author=neela link=topic=19381.msg211302#msg211302 date=1155520413]
If you wanna keep riding, Don't Be Riding Right Now, once the health and things get fucked up, there is no way to heal.
Chill and take it easy.

[/quote]

no i know man, you will see i do take it real easy, i take tons of brreaks, i ride less in session from
stretching and all. i didn't start riding until i swam and did all that work to get muscle back into me.
your all right, thanks everyone, i am feeling alright. next weekend fo sho

Re: I am back. posted on 2006-08-11 12:49:03

i am flabergasted at how people can survive eposodes like these flatlanded.
you can all kick me in the shins and i have more bruises than ever, no cuts.
i had an infection on a cut on my shin, that kept getting reopened and infected
over and over. one day it was so bad it started to die and i went to doctors and
they told me they needed to remove chit but i said nowayman i need my leg.
so they gave me really high dose of powerful antibiotics but cuz it kept getting
reopened and re-infected, i ended up taking them for 3 times too long and
got a stomach thing. now i had no good bacteria and all bad bacteria in my stomach.
plus i had infestation of Cedyphicil bacteria, crawling out of my ass and mouth 24/7.
i couldln't eat anything cu it would make me sick, i lost 50 pounds. around this time
i stoppped taking my anti-psychotic medication a month earlier and whenever i rode,
i got the feeling that people were watching me and it creeped me out and i just
vomitted every session alone. i was surviving off around 6 peanuts a day. than i noticed
my ribcage and pelvis were in two different worlds, like completely facing the wrong
direction, and one leg was way longer than the other, and when i sat, it felt like my
body was longer on one side, and i went to see a REAL chiropractor. he told me
i had the baddest back he'd ever seen. 6 bulged discs in my spine, unrepairable, can't
do surgery either cuz it's too risky with the spinal cord already being pinched. this was
causing my stomach muscles to spasm my stomach into a very irritated small cavity,
prohibiting food from entering. chiropractor said that was only the beginning of what was
wrong with my back, and he thought i was abused as a child. he said spine is curved,
bent, and twisted all the way up. my pelvis rotated on my pubic bone, there was bigtime
comp[ression of the spine, and one of my lower lumbar vertebrae was broken pressing
down on my spinal cord again, and forcing my spine to fall back. most of the pain around my body
was caused by this. he helped get my spine back into alignement and after his treatments
i fel my whole body relax and was able to sneak in a couple minutes of sleep too.
i was going to hospital every night so the could dope me up otherwise i'd just prance around
in pain all night and my parents needed sleep so drove me to hospital and intravenous food and
painkillers go t me my sleep so i wouldn't shiver all day and throw my sppine out of alinment
again. these times were tough, i'd just walk arouind, in pain, every second, shaking violently
from shock and lack of sleep or food, and dizzy from psychosis. i'd get attacks every night
where i couldn't breathe and the pain would skyrocket, so i saw my psychiatrist and he said
he knew it was coming. when i went off i was legal age he couldn't force me to take my pills,
but now i needed them more than ever, so i got back on a moderate dose, gradually increasing,
RIGHT AWAY the attacks went away, i was comfortable around people again and alone. this
relaxed my muscles too. but i got a leisure on my duodenum from taking meds to rid of the
cedyphysil bacteria, and needed more meds to get rid of that. after my duodenumitus was
confirmed from the barium swallow test, i got sick cuz i was allergic to the barium and my stomach
practically turned inside out. i was barfing all over the place, even at will. i was a barfing machine
and oculd barf any time of the day if i wanted to. i was living off NO FOOD, only intravenous
at hospital food through my veins and drank gatorade whenever my spasmed stomach would
allow it's entry. sip every hour mostly. i wanted so badly to down the bottle but whenever i tried
that it would come back out real quick. than 10 or 11 months later everything started to get better
miraculously after long suffering. i had thought it owuld NEVER happen, every doctor i saw found
something new wrong with me. but i was getting better. i also got alot of other chit from my imune
system being down, like a sinus infection that was so painful to my head, that i couldnt open my eyes
for days. today i can't ever take antibiotics again, cuz of the bacteria cedyphycil, so i can't get infections
and i take yogurt pills every night to get more good bacteria back into my stomach. i still touch my stomach
and it hurts like crazy, but it's fine when i don't, so i leave it. i only have to see chiropractor every second
week now, instead of every second day as it was before. i'd say i'm 100 percent, minus little subtleties
like stomach aches every now and then, i just consider it normal. i create the illusion of being normal
and it ocmes true, as long as i keep telling myself, stomach aches are normal, everybody get's them,
i don't have a disease. i am normal. i take meds now:
in morning paxil for social anxiety disorder
clonazepam, from the diazepam familly for muscle spasms caused by brain abnormalities
at noon, clonazepam again
and at night seroquel, antipsychotic med to get me to sleeep

***Little kids shoot marbles where branches break the sun into grateful
shafts of light, I just wanna be pure.

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