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bloody anus posted on 2005-03-09 21:20:14

Mr. jowee hate to pwn your ass but ITS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS, the names were changed, id google the shit just to show ya but im lazy.

bloody anus posted on 2005-03-09 16:41:29

"He becomes utterly weak, and his spine goes limp and nerveless and he loses all sense of balance. The room is turning around and around. He is going into shock. He leans over, head on his knees, and brings up an incredible quantity of blood from his stomach and spills it onto the floor with a grasping groan. He loses consciousness and pitches forward onto the floor. The only sound is a choking in his throat as he continues to vomit bloodand black matter while unconscious. then comes a sound like a bed sheet being torn in half, which is the sound of his bowels opening and venting blood from the anus. The blood is mixed with intestinal lining. He has sloughed his gut. The linings of his intestines have come off and are being expelled along with huge amounts of blood. Monet has crashed and is bleeding out."

wow that in ch1 of the hot zone by richard preston, he tells the true story of a virus that emerged from kenya killed 2 people then 4 yrs later emerged in the u.s. and killed more, my bio teacher recommened it, its sticky gnar dude.

Ill rape and kill someone just to get a posted on 2005-03-08 18:36:03

IPOD im sooo pathetic, i want one but i keep blowing my money or buying parts. :cry:

probably dont like then but MAE posted on 2005-03-08 18:35:06

Yeah im a huge fan and i bought the b-sides cd, its awesome...and im still waiting for there new cd the everglow to come out.

Forum He Haws. posted on 2005-03-06 15:23:17

forums are fun.

so i been riding to a lot of britner spears posted on 2005-03-04 12:07:19

yes i been listening to britney spears greatest hits on my walkman, while i ride, the songs are freakin catchy.

bootcamp = ass beating posted on 2005-02-28 18:43:04

tell your friend to call me...jk i thought you joined the army, guess not.

WARNING: Disturbing Video To those who wear animal Fur. posted on 2005-02-26 13:54:45

I can't stand shit like this, I seriously am tired, I went vegan I try to conserve energy but I still drive a car, I cant ride my bike to work or school. But Im a horrible person because im polluting the air. I hate shit like this everybody tries there best to not hurt animals or nature but you can't, I know some people from green peace who eat meat people give them shit for that, some of my friend support PETA but they drive v-8 trucks with leather seats. You can't concern yourself with how humans live and interact. I stopped preaching to the choir a long time ago, I seriously have shit fits with people, humanity is plagued by mistakes and cruelty. I don't force my beliefs on anyone because I know somewhere I have done something disgusting or cruel. Killing animals is cruel yes, depleting the planet of natural resources is wrong but you can't be biased and concern yourself with one issue. I know I can't change the world and that’s totally fucked up but oh well.

sorry but ive really taken to my biology teachers beliefs.

god bless tax season!!! posted on 2005-02-25 12:48:00

can i have some money i need some new forks.

stupid question posted on 2005-02-21 12:55:59

can you send 35 bucks cash through the mail?

rule is so badass posted on 2005-02-20 17:55:29

my god hes hideous, no offense but close ups like that are just cruel.

Should i take my rabbits manhood posted on 2005-02-18 15:02:51

yeah the thing is his behavior has changed because hes at his sexual peak with no partner, HAVE EVER BEEN SPRAYED WITH RABBIT PEE PEE? the thing is if i introduce a male he'll fight with him or kill him, if its a girl he'll kill her, should i just let him keep his business and be alone?

Should i take my rabbits manhood posted on 2005-02-18 10:37:31

Yeah i been debating about neutering my rabbit, i want to get him a companion shes a girl but shes spayed, the kill females that are spayed if there not neutered. My parents have been telling me that neutering him would be cruel that i should let him lead a "natural" life but they develop testiculart cancer in there old age. the operation is 45 bucks his is next friday but i am considering canceling it.

Napolien Dynamite is dead :( posted on 2005-02-15 15:46:28

its a fake.

ATTN: WIGGERS funny stuff posted on 2005-02-11 10:23:49

sweet.

So my daddys taking me to a rodeo posted on 2005-02-10 19:53:07

WTF my dad payed 100 bucks for each ticket to go to the Built ford tough PBR tour in Anaheim. When I was little I use to go all the time to the rodeo with him. I loved my cowboy boots and hat didn't matter that I looked like a little shit. Yeah so hes taking me, i still love the rodeo but when i was younger i wanted to be a bull rider but it didnt work out. I'll be reminded of my failure. Still though its not everyday you get to go to a rodeo in LA.

ATTN: WIGGERS funny stuff posted on 2005-02-10 19:46:30

wiggers are hot, i have a fetish with them.

CA road trip???? posted on 2005-02-10 18:53:12

ill go if you pay me. Im $$big tyme$$ now.

ok i know this is gay but wtf posted on 2005-02-06 15:30:36

I dated a guy with a son, he was in his mid 20's. I am 18 and his son was 4, we had some problems because i wasn't use to dating a guy with a kid. I started to like his best friend and his best friend put the moves on me. Instead being made out a hoe i broke up with the dad and never spoke to his friend again. Now i expect too much from guys my age.

They took my fuckin doors! posted on 2005-02-05 15:04:47

[quote="cody5"]that sucks but their just doors[/quote]

well its not like i can get another one :cry:

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