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I don't know if this belongs in this forum as it isn't really serious. I can re-post somewhere else if needed.

Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions


10. Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches

9. Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica

8. Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360

7. More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"

6. Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier

5. To capture and bring to justice King Kong

4. Beat the twins at beer pong

3. Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"

2. Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week

1. "Who needs resolutons? Everythng is fine"

Frequent punishments are always a sign of weakness or laziness on the part of a government. -Jean Jacques Rousseau