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Date: 2004-12-31 10:10:55 Topic: mail man
haha i can just see that.. mailman goin about 40, hits ur jumps and packages go flying everywhere.. bike parts go flyin everywhere and you get hit with a frame haha thats funny sorry.

i have a story like that but not a mailman.

i was about 10-11 years old at the time, me and my brother made snowforts, well when u got this thick tall snowfort and the snow is melting, it takes along time to melt it, my dad told me to throw the snow all over so it melts faster, well i asked if i could jump on it, so i got on the handrailing and jumped on it, some guy pulled a U turn and stopped and got out, hes like, hey im from blah blah blah newspaper, mind if i take your picture while you do that? so i kept jumping in it and he got my picture as i did it, it was kinda gay but i was in the paper.

then i got hit by a car and barely scraped my knee, it said in the paper "12 year old nearly escapes death"

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Date: 2004-12-31 10:13:48 Topic: mail man
so many ppl gonna post how they wish u hadnt escpaed death... not me though, i love your posts

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Date: 2004-12-31 10:23:25 Topic: mail man
so many ppl gonna post how they wish u hadnt escpaed death... not me though, i love your posts

haha yeah, well hers the funny part

i was coming home from middle school, and i stopped at the stopsign, this old lady to my right waved her hand to show i can go, so i started to go i got about half way and she started to go, about 5mph ish and took me down, i landed on the other side of the road, i actually landed about 8ft to the left and about 6ft forwards its funny, i made it across though with her help hehe, cops came to my house and assessed the damage, i wish i woulda taken a hammer to my bike to say she did it, but eh i was like 12!

she said she was looking at some papers and thought i had already crossed so she started to go, shes about 80 and gave me her insurance papers and all that so if i needed to go to the hospital

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Date: 2004-12-31 17:09:40 Topic: mail man
yea old people drivin are fuckin nuts. like today me and the same kid that had the mailman hit the snow were ridin up to WENDY`S and he was ridin and some old fuck came about 1 inch away from hitting him in the ass end and then the guy just drove off
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Date: 2004-12-31 22:30:25 Topic: mail man
some 12 year old girl was in the newspaper like two weeks ago, she was delivering the paper she appeared in and she got hit by a car and the asshole drove off...and heres another story, i was riding through the pizza hut parking lot and i heard a crunch (car crash sound, ben in one before so i know what i t sounds like) and saw a suv with its ass end right into the side of some little car, the dumb shit opened his door, looked back and saw what he hit, closed his door and drove off...me being the good citizen i am went after him and got his liscence plate number as he tried to pull out but had to reverse coz a semi truck was honking its horn at him for pulling into the middle of the street without looking in his assholed attempt to escape...havent heard anything about it since but hes probably screwed...serves him right, asshole..

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Date: 2005-01-01 19:12:55 Topic: mail man
i got hit by a puerto rican lady in a black escalade with spinners and neons and systems and all this shit and she drove off. Then we told the cops cuz she had broken my arm, and they caught her and it turns out she had like 500$ in tickets she didnt pay and that she had been avoiding the cops for a year or two. Then they took her car and it was really funny


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Date: 2005-01-02 10:28:28 Topic: mail man
did you really brek your arm,if so did she have to pay medical bills,or get suid by you?
Just to get by,we keepin it fly.

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Date: 2005-01-02 20:50:35 Topic: mail man
i got hit by a puerto rican lady in a black escalade with spinners and neons and systems and all this shit and she drove off. Then we told the cops cuz she had broken my arm, and they caught her and it turns out she had like 500$ in tickets she didnt pay and that she had been avoiding the cops for a year or two. Then they took her car and it was really funny


you should make a thread to accomodate all your bullshit stories that infest everyone elses topics.

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Date: 2005-01-03 16:36:05 Topic: mail man
it actually is a true story, and yeah she did end up paying, and this is one of the first times ive posted a story in someone elses topics...


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Date: 2005-08-01 00:04:21 Topic: mail man
it actually is a true story, and yeah she did end up paying, and this is one of the first times ive posted a story in someone elses topics...
I found this thread when i was searching for something else. Im sorry for being a dick Mosh :cry:
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